#ProdigalReturn #whut #BelieveInYourself #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (August 2018)
My internal monologue whenever I practice coding #newb #IDEdarkLikeMySoul #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (August 2018)
Psych! I'll never go outside #ThinkinThoughts #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (August 2018)
Which will it be? #pit #TimeWillTell #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (August 2018)
Oh man, it's been awhile #life #CantWin #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (July 2018)
Questing for certainty #WhatsGonnaHappen? #NobodyKnows #BelieveInYourself #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (September 2017)
It got real groovy and introspective for a few days there #painkillers #TheBustedFootSeries #BelieveInYourself #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (April 2017)
Nothing like an extended period in an awkward cast to reveal one's own vanity #SelfReflection #TheBustedFootSeries #BelieveInYourself #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (April 2017)
Sometimes you've got to remind yourself that Vulcan mental conditioning techniques aren't for humans and are fictional #alas #kolinahr #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (December 2016)
Inspired by the time I was fishing for praise and got shot down real hard #ComplicatedRelationshipWithSocialMedia #JustWantToBeLoved #BelieveInYourself #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (September 2016)
#ComplicatedRelationshipWithSunshine #TakinItPersonal #VitaminD #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (September 2016)
When you're wearing an old women's Ralph Lauren blouse from Goodwill to the Ren Faire and you know it ain't right #GodSaveTheQueen #GodSaveThePubCrawl #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (June 2016)
Update since I first drew this: my health insurance company will let you stay on your parents' policy until you're 27, and it's called a Crisis Year. This proves, once again, that sometimes the best joke is just telling the truth #eegads #milestone #AllGoodInTheNeighborhood #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (May 2016)
Self hate is complicated #PeopleAreTheWorst #WeAllPeople #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (May 2016)
When you realize it's 2016 and everything is dead #oops #dead #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (April 2016)
Gray days at the beach make me feel all elemental and Gothic Romace-y #SturmUndDrang #ArtsyFeelings #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (April 2016)
Put your hands in the air if you Wikipedia's Sartre before it was cool #MarketForces #whatever #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (March 2016)
When feelings of inadequacy get in the way #ImposterSyndrome #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (February 2016)
Live and let live #AskingQuestions #KilljoyPedant #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (January 2016)
If you hike Runyon and Instagram doesn't know, have you really hiked Runyon at all? #LikesCreateEndorphins #FightTheMachine #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (January 2016)
I love the cat and can't apologize for it #GeezRikerStopYawning #OdeToSpot #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (January 2016)
The pitfalls of looking at life accomplishments in terms of negatives rather than positives when the anxiety be crippling #BeenThereSometimes #StayStrongFriend! #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (January 2016)
Gotta stay on message, even when it's really cold #SnowIsNeat #WhereDidTheRainGo #SunshineWhyyy #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (January 2016)
Thinking about being proactive for self and others in the new year #Adulting #StarTrekBingingIsATemptingMistress #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (December 2015)
The pitfalls of honestly trying to maintain a democratic attitude towards music #TooHipForDave #TryingHard #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (December 2015)
I cashed in my chips a while ago and can now pretty much only talk about art and social science #StillTimeMaybe #SorryPhysics #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (December 2015)
Eating the tasty things from the farmers market means going to the farmers market to get them. #DissatisfactionWithFruitHybrids #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (December 2015)
When the warm beauty of the sunset cannot transcend your cold dead heart #TooSassy? #mayhaps #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (November 2015)
Increasing commercialization of holidays has its benefits #Adulting #HopesAndDreams #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (November 2015)
Like many an impressionist painting, Los Angeles is best viewed from afar. #MissYouRussia #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan #разохарованныйлосанджелесхеловек
(Translation: Barista - You're from America, yeah? Ever been to California?
DLM - Oh yeah, I live in Los Angeles.
Barista - Oh wow, Hollywood! That's great.
DLM *thinking* - Coool.) (November 2015)
(Translation: Barista - You're from America, yeah? Ever been to California?
DLM - Oh yeah, I live in Los Angeles.
Barista - Oh wow, Hollywood! That's great.
DLM *thinking* - Coool.) (November 2015)
Dreams + Fear that you're trash that will never amount to anything = Deep-seated paranoia. #AllegoryOfLife #FeelingBasic #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (October 2015)
Because delicious brunch is still brunch #DrinkThePainAway #SoMuchKale #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (October 2015)
For all the times map apps have overestimated my driving and stress coping abilities #TrafficBlows #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (October 2015)
#SelfLoathing #BeenThere #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (September 2015)
Sunshine thoughts #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (September 2015)
Making something out of a difficult situation #DisenchantedLosAngelesMan (September 2015)